before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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