we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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