Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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