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  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:05pm

    Been there done that.. Swallow only!

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:31pm

    Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:52pm

    Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know Bill Brasky!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:02pm

    makes your eye so red :/

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:33pm

    The Cockmaster says girls love it when I jizz in their face

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:00pm

    Oh really? I kinda like jizz in my eye

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:24pm

    This is why I swallow everytime (;

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:21pm

    Better you than your girlfriend

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:28pm

    you would like to fuck him wouldn't you?

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:27pm

    This is stupid too. OP is trying too hard to be funny

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:45am

    Keep your eyes closed then whore

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:26am

    Ahhhh, been there. Twice.

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:07pm

    Pull up to a red light and I; jizz in your eye.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:25pm

    I am the Girl who got Jizzed on.....Thanks Billy My eye is so RED right now I have to wear my glasses- no contacts - LOL

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:29am

    so not only have u got that in ur eye but u have been pepper sprayed...time for some life changes

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:08pm

    Don't jack off standing on your head, fool.

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:13pm

    Oral Tip for Females #2 - Always wear safety glasses if you do not swallow.

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:26pm

    I have a swallow-phobia. I dont think ill ever be able to do it for him :(

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:36pm

    OP: original poster, I think.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:54pm

    it's called a "pink eye" and it's usually done as an insult.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:54am

    oh jeez, i thought i was gonna die , it was so painful. .. and , silly me,, i thought i was the only one!! THANKS ALL :)

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:40am

    Been there. Burns like the fire of Hades!!

  • 38 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:39pm

    My jizz cures blindness. -VTM

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:06pm

    I kinda wonder what sex tip #69 is...

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:56am

    Max henscheid, is this you?

  • 42 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:07pm

    4:36 is wrong, it's original poster

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:59pm

    Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:12pm

    And THAT is why you ALWAYS swallow ladies!!!

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:09am

    who the FUCK is Bill Brasky?! you people are fucking retarded. and this is nowhere near as funny as when she told me this story i person

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 3:16pm

    I know!!! It fucking burns, turns your eye all red and swollen!!!! It's instant pink eye - (for use of the professional excuse maker!)

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 4:31pm

    what does 'OP' stand for

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:58pm

    They use Brasky's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:53pm

    It kills especially when it gets under your contacts!!!

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:27pm

    Thank You!! I've been saying this for a while and nobody believes me . . . It's all fun and games til you get jizzed in the eye.

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:20pm

    It doesn't hurt that bad but it deff makes ur eye bloodshot to hell...and whoever said it's an insult that's what u say to cover up for ur lack of aim

  • 44 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:58pm

    THANK YOU FOR THIS, CAPITAIN OBVIOUS

  • 22 40
    Submitted by RabidWalrus4 on Aug 31, 11 at 10:11pm

    @8:08 it makes it feel so much better. I guess its kind of a tradeoff....

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:48am

    Wait what were 1-67?

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:05pm

    response to OP: we don't care! If we jizz on your face it's your job to keep it out of your eyes

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:48pm

    Chlamydia bacteria in semen can cause pink eye. Google it, then get tested. :)

  • 36 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:58pm

    You just posted that somewhere else

  • 36 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:09am

    So fucking true, don't know bout the pepper spray but I remember my eye swelling up while sperm tried to impregnate it

  • 36 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 5:30pm

    i know the feeling. . .