The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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