im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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