You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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