Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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