smell my finger.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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