I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize