my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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