Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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