I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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