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  • 111 57
    Submitted by AhhClassic on Jul 26, 10 at 2:55pm
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    Ahh the ol' "THAT" emphasis. Never was funny, never will be. THAT CLASSIC.

  • 77 50
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 26, 10 at 3:00pm
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    I hope people aren't seriously still submitting "that" texts.

  • 55 37
    Submitted by slugger on Jul 27, 10 at 2:14pm
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    I was so drunk I had to Kung Fu grip the grass to keep from falling off the earth...

  • 64 56
    Submitted by lhmccoll on Jul 26, 10 at 3:01pm
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    No one cares how hungover you were. FUCK off.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Ninjastyle on Jul 26, 10 at 7:06pm
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    Fuck you, tfnl. Quit making up bullshit, or hire funny people. You're idiots.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 26, 10 at 4:11pm
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    I didn't find this text funny. THAT cliché.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by iamamazing on Jul 26, 10 at 8:03pm
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    and this text is THAT unoriginal

  • 47 48
    Submitted by kelrey on Jul 26, 10 at 10:24pm
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    This text....THAT stupid

  • 54 64
    Submitted by MechanicalDoll on Jul 26, 10 at 3:45pm
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    I don't know that this is legit... You can't take an alcoholic beverage out with you.

    • 31 55
      Submitted by lhmccoll on Jul 26, 10 at 9:24pm
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      Savannah GA, Las Vegas NV, New Orleans LA, and a few others all allow open containers.

    • 44 41
      Submitted by jennathegirl on Jul 27, 10 at 3:28pm
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      Texas doesn't allow open containers either, but if the bartender/server wants to give them a to go cup, they could and just take the risk.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by marsho on Jul 29, 10 at 10:03am
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    THAT hungover. THAT high. THAT RETARDED.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by ShitThrwnMonky on Jul 26, 10 at 2:58pm
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    Hey Captain Obvious and AhhhClassic... Try interpreting this for us. Your trite and superflous sense of humor is vexatious.

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Biznatch on Jul 26, 10 at 3:54pm
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    THAT jokes are for retarded biznatches

  • 37 41
    Submitted by pey0te on Jul 27, 10 at 5:45am
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    go die.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 26, 10 at 3:02pm
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    You should not slander Bloody Mary's good name with unfunny texts.

  • 35 42
    Submitted by jennaaay on Jul 28, 10 at 4:33am
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    Would have worked even without the last part.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 27, 10 at 4:18am
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    THAT fuckin worthless. Please kill yourself

  • 31 42
    Submitted by tonto01 on Jul 27, 10 at 6:32pm
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    Was good... Until "THAT"

  • 34 48
    Submitted by johnjr512 on Jul 26, 10 at 8:05pm
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    Finally someone else from 903 to get on here we need to meet. Go Cana!

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Sixamillion on Jul 30, 10 at 4:48am
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    Classic

  • 37 58
    Submitted by ambersavala on Jul 26, 10 at 7:34pm
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    Mechanicaldoll. You can take them to go in New Orleans the bar I work at there is famous for it's bloody marys. For all I know I coulda been the bartender

  • 33 54
    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Jul 27, 10 at 3:35pm
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    Don't ever start a sentence with "that" or your a motherfucker

  • 33 55
    Submitted by netteyak on Jul 27, 10 at 12:54am
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    I love THAT posts. Lighten up or go watch HSN.

  • 33 55
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 26, 10 at 4:16pm
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    Waiter is following Rule 54: To go any alcohol for any person that is clearly hungover.

  • 25 40
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 27, 10 at 5:58pm
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    @Ali never confuse your with you are, you're. If you do then you're a dumb douchesac.

  • 31 54
    Submitted by iHeartVag on Jul 26, 10 at 3:05pm
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    Whore. Lovely lovely, drunken whore.\n\nDid you give the waiter a tip with a BJ?

  • 31 58
    Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 26, 10 at 7:50pm
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    THAT tired of these txts...

  • 29 56
    Submitted by GOJETS on Jul 27, 10 at 11:13am
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    TRASHY

  • 29 60
    Submitted by hxcxxtay on Jul 26, 10 at 6:08pm
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    She knew you were THAT firsty.

  • 27 57
    Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Jul 26, 10 at 4:38pm
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    VeXaTiOuS...sexy word. An adjective meaning annoying. Lol

  • 28 62
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 26, 10 at 8:44pm
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    Rule 500: EVERYTHING is better with cheese. NO EXCEPTIONS

  • 18 48
    Submitted by florence2011 on Jul 26, 10 at 11:27pm
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    I'm from the 903 area and yeah, they'll let you lol.