I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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