Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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