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  • 48 32
    Submitted by porksword on Apr 17, 12 at 4:35pm

    Don't be sour about the kraut.

  • 34 27
    Submitted by xandrasm on Apr 18, 12 at 12:56am

    I don't see why she would be taking one for the team. Germans are HOT!

  • 32 26
    Submitted by TheUnknownDave on Apr 19, 12 at 12:20pm

    Das Penis.

  • 34 31
    Submitted by skoot32 on Apr 17, 12 at 2:04pm

    Watch out for the sheisse

    • 30 29
      Submitted by german_girl on Apr 17, 12 at 2:47pm

      It’s actually spelled "Scheiße" :P

      • 28 36
        Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 17, 12 at 3:06pm

        its spelled" oh god not my new glass coffee table! what the hell!?"

        • 27 27
          Submitted by german_girl on Apr 17, 12 at 3:57pm

          If he is thinking about the furniture you’re probably doing it wrong.

          • 36 29
            Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 17, 12 at 5:13pm

            wait...those aren't the videos where they shit on a glass table with some under it?

            • 29 37
              Submitted by porksword on Apr 17, 12 at 6:27pm

              All that and worse.

              • 32 33
                Submitted by nunubeest on Apr 17, 12 at 9:09pm

                oh god Germany..why can't you be like your axis buddy Japan and make with the tentacle porn...hmm..all the ww2 bad guys make fucked up porn now...interesting

      • 29 34
        Submitted by BarryDingle on Apr 18, 12 at 3:58am

        Na ja? Was fuer ein scheisse. Du Weiss doch ss benutzt ist wann es gibt keine sz im handy, oder was. don't show off. 'S Geht nicht, gell' ?