You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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