matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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