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  • Submitted by BrokSamson on Aug 5, 10 at 2:26pm

    I guess moms really do know everything.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 5, 10 at 4:46pm

    The color's more important anyway.

  • Submitted by DrKnossos on Aug 5, 10 at 3:45pm

    Ha. Freshmen.

  • Submitted by WittyPhantom on Aug 5, 10 at 4:33pm

    If you do it right, you don't need the sheets.

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    Submitted by heathmillerr on Aug 5, 10 at 5:36pm

    Do it on the couch that way no one wants to crash on it

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    Submitted by himynameisnathan on Aug 6, 10 at 4:08am

    I dunno how to comment under other ppl's comments yet, but, "Buy some OxiClean, slut" is my new catchphrase. SHOULDA TRADEMARKED THAT SHIT WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!

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    Submitted by peggysue19 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:44pm

    Yea ATL!

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    Submitted by anonymous_female on Aug 21, 10 at 2:47am

    Forget the thread count, just buy cream colored ones.

  • Submitted by bedtimesockthief on Aug 5, 10 at 2:56pm

    i thought the best thread count to hide cumstains was 69?

  • Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 5, 10 at 2:49pm

    Jooknow the condom thread count is a bit more sperm friendly than the mouth thread count.

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    Submitted by sarah3869 on Aug 6, 10 at 2:12am

    Just get the highest thread count- anyone will appreciate that. You'll need to wash em all the time regardless! :)

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 5, 10 at 4:50pm

    Buy sum oxyclean slut

  • 60 81
    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 5, 10 at 3:23pm

    The NASCAR 500

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    Submitted by R4Nd0M101 on Aug 6, 10 at 9:03am

    Very nice

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    Submitted by R4Nd0M101 on Aug 6, 10 at 9:05am

    Haha1 = dumbass

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    Submitted by ipwnNOOBS on Aug 5, 10 at 5:38pm

    Atlanta is full of slores?

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    Submitted by niceman on Aug 5, 10 at 3:30pm

    Just fuck bitches up against the wall, or on the fucking floor. Or, just pull out, roll over and shoot your load onto the floor

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    Submitted by footdoctor on Apr 6, 11 at 10:03am

    Am I the only one that thought the OP was a guy?

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    Submitted by jdog93 on Nov 14, 10 at 7:43pm

    haha Jackson :)

  • Submitted by BrokSamson on Aug 5, 10 at 2:25pm

    Firster

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    Submitted by haha1 on Aug 5, 10 at 3:11pm

    finally one from my area code didnt think we would ever get on here

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      Submitted by skootles on Aug 5, 10 at 3:38pm

      .. there are 9 pages of texts from area code 678.