:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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