Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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