wat bout pragnant strippers??
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's official drugs can't kill me
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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