Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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