I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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