it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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