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  • Submitted by makeitglow on Jan 29, 10 at 3:28pm

    please do not reproduce

  • 86 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:20pm

    Damn that means my dirty laundry is worth thousands!

  • 80 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 2:11am

    I wanna know where in the 972 area I can do that?I'm wasting about $700 a day shooting on the floor

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:17pm

    I don't understand why everyone bashes everyone bashes everyone elses posts. Like if they're funny then who gives a fuck? Maybe.. Just maybe it's not all about you and they are actually made up on there own.

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:27pm

    I'm pretty sure starting sentences with "dude" will keep you from being qualified as a donor. And dude, women can get 8000 an egg.

    • 58 88
      Submitted by Fastlane on Jan 29, 10 at 4:36pm

      but they have limited supply. with enough time and Jergens we can out earn them

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:19am

    Why are there so many of these selling eggs and sperm texts

  • 77 91
    Submitted by testington on Jan 29, 10 at 5:22pm

    Just FYI there have already been cases of kids from anonymous sperm donnors filing lawsuits and winning to get the records released, some even successfully started receiving child support

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 7:51pm

    Your philosphy is priceless, my friend

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:04pm

    Girls get 3000$-8000$ for their egfs

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 30, 10 at 1:11pm

    Just remember, 20 years from now when you're looking at the cute young ladies, any one of them could be your daughter and you wouldn't even know it. Aren't you looking forward to that?

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Degu_Boy on Apr 13, 10 at 7:25pm

    Only thing is you don't get to bang the chick :(

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:09pm

    Greatest fuxking theory EVER!!! who ever said this I am applauding you my friend!!! Haha

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 1:27am

    Women can sell their eggs for like $1000 at a time

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 9:47pm

    Ya the reason why girls get so much is because they have to go in and get in. Guys sit back in a chair relax with a movie on and let it rip. Piece of cake

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:05pm

    First equals me

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 8:20am

    Scary thought

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:09pm

    Noo he jerks off because he wants to get more money and rule the world.. Haha duh?

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:14pm

    Ok... So first a text about donating eggs... Then plasma... Then the next day this? If this isn't a sign that people just make this shit up and copy each other/feed off each other's ideas, I don't know what is.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 10:54am

    Sounds like Obama.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:23pm

    Oh Texan boys gotta love them ;)

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 6:31pm

    I might look into this

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:39pm

    Awesome dude.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 11:42pm

    That's soooo fucked up. Child support? Did the judge have his head five fuckin feet up his ass?

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 6:05am

    1:27, in Los Angeles where I live you can get up to like $7,500. But like you have to do a whole lotta Shit haha

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:08pm

    First Kiddo

  • 46 65
    Submitted by odiddley on Jun 16, 10 at 10:04pm

    If you're from Irving I won't surprised

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:45pm

    I never thought of that way... Btw girls can selltheir eggs for $8000

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:46am

    Dallas Texas baby!

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 12:59pm

    Why are people from my area code so fucking stupid??

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:39pm

    3:20. Awesome! ;P

  • 58 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 3:07pm

    Ok stewie.

  • Submitted by kissmyasss on Jan 29, 10 at 3:45pm

    Do you have to jerk off because no one will actually sleep with you?

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:10pm

    Yeah it's a great idea but the screening process is insane, and takes almost 6 months before accecpt the sperm and then it's time to banish many white Russians from your cramlen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 4:14pm

    Fuckin G!!!!

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 29, 10 at 3:17pm

    Stepbrothers: It's like Jerking Off in a Time Machine....