I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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