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(402): View more from Nebraska

mmm whisky

(402): View more from Nebraska

reminds me of losing my job

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Apparently senior citizens don't like that position

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(602): View more from Arizona

Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?

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(512): View more from Texas

At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..

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(207): View more from Maine

No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window

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(330): View more from Ohio

Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?

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(641): View more from Iowa

I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.

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(850): View more from Florida

I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.

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