I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize