how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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