oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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