Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm passing your future prison.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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