i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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