I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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