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omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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