After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize