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  • 51 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:00pm
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    as long as he didnt bounce up and yell TIME!

  • 37 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:23pm
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    You can try scenting with a pine tree air freshener

  • 38 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:17pm
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    should have just went straight to anal

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:41am
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    dude...occasionally vaginas smell funny. it's a fact of life. everybody needs to chill out on the RARR STANKY SLUT shit. to be fair, ballsacks? never smell even okay, always smell like a sack of balls. and furthermore, who gives a fuck what he said? you got yours. hahaha.

  • 35 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:56am
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    Just don't bring your stinky vajones down to the 619!

  • 35 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:57am
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    First, I love this text.....second the replies are funnier than the text!!!! LMFAO!!!!!

  • 36 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:42pm
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    this made me laugh so hard. I don't care how gross it is.

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:06am
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    I love the fact that you weren't sure what he said so you just left...lmao I just keep visualizing what this guy was thinkin' when you were gettin' your stuff.."wtf, seriously she's gonna bitch me like that?" Hate to eat and run kinda scenario.

  • 27 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:28pm
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    You must have daddy issues to end up in a situation like this. Classless whore!

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 3:16pm
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    Stick ur finger up there for a min and give it a sniff then u can be sure!!! But ur a dumb chick I bet that never even occurrd to u! FYL well ur sex life anyway haha

  • 31 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:10pm
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    this is really funny.. wonder what he really said

  • 37 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:49pm
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    btw it could have been their first date, but not the first time we've done that idk maybe tehy've known eachother of a long time or something idk just standing up for op (:

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:20pm
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    "there, flip over"?? yeah the first date munch indicates he's not exactly looking for something serious anyway, honey. keep it in your pants next time.

  • 32 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:01pm
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    Clean your cooch once in a while.

  • 27 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:44am
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    omg....everyone calling her a ho or slut or whatever.... ARE YOU 13!!! grow the fuck up! oral on a first date....not that odd....

  • 30 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:14pm
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    Lolo @ 6:32....I'm gonna remember this one...FYL..NICE

  • 33 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:26pm
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    Summer's Eve-- invest in it.

  • 25 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:46pm
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    I'd think if there was an odor he'd have mentioned it before he finished, so you found a guy that doesn't like to give oral? I'd say it probably isn't worth the second date.

  • 23 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:09pm
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    5:57 your hometown stretches from newport to san clemente?

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:00pm
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    least you got yours honey :]

  • 28 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:56pm
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    Wasn't much of a first date anyway? Skankness.

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:30pm
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    hahahaa omg sad its from my 949

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:14pm
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    6:54... a "hoe"? Like, a gardening tool? Hmm.

  • 22 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:56pm
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    you can call me anytime you want honey

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:19pm
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    dont let ppl munch on your cooch on the 1st date for 1....

  • 28 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:00pm
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    skank. that's all. either way, get that checked out

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:39pm
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    It smells like what it is. If you dont like what it smells like, go find something else to eat.

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:35pm
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    Could have said "That's it. Turn over!"

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:47pm
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    1st date huh? no second call fo yoo!

  • 24 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:49am
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    I think he said I found a quarter

  • 23 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:08pm
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    Or it was just " move over."

  • 31 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:00pm
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    Two words: "summers eve".

  • 22 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:43pm
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    Wow...first, you are fuckin' nasty. Second, why would you even tell anyone about that? Are you proud of the fact?

  • 24 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:21am
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    Fuck him, as long as it was good. Maybe next time just get a second date in.

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:44pm
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    6:29PM LOL! Steel wool

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 11:07am
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    Aww, it sounds like some certain people aren't getting any..You always hate what you're not getting

  • 21 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:29pm
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    Try taking a shower before the date and scrub that thing out. In your case, it may take some steel wool.

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:32pm
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    What if he did say "now roll over"?

  • 16 24
    Submitted by Nero905 on Oct 12, 11 at 4:43pm
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    Fuck on the first date? No wonder he didn't want another date with you..

  • 25 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:57pm
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    I'm a little sad you're from my hometown!!

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:04pm
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    insert an odor eaters in your panties...just in case babe

  • 23 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:56pm
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    maybe you shouldn’t have such a nasty vag

  • 22 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:30am
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    2:56...yeah, there's enough tools like you to stink up the 619.