dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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