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  • 93 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:56pm

    And then wen a girl gits pissed cuz u did Somethin ur dick "told" u to do its all ur fault.. Haha....stupid

  • 92 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:40pm

    you can only use one head at a time

  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:50am

    More like all the time

  • 83 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 6:31am

    1:45 be honest with me...u were dropped as a child weren't u... :D

  • 78 63
    Submitted by faqu_u on Jan 11, 10 at 9:00am

    I am you Penis.\nI think your a Tool.....

  • 85 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:22pm

    this applies to ALL men.

  • 81 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:52am

    Wow this stupid shit gets posted!

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:45am

    If your dick is the one that thought it would be a good idea to post that text, you need to do yourself a favor and chop it off and stick it in a giant fire ant hill

  • 82 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:57pm

    Yea wat she/he said....stick that in ur mouth n Suck it!

  • 87 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:27am

    When u are thinking with ur dick u act like one to

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:40pm

    Second... Oh wait only idiots type this :-/

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:05am

    @1:45 stick it in a giant ant hill THEN chop it off

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:50am

    Careful

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 7:55am

    I love my dick too! I do all the thinking but MAN I love my pecker!

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:49pm

    when douche is misspelled doushe i imagine it's pronounced touché.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:03pm

    That can get you in a LOT Of trouble, trust me.

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:04am

    for the win you dumbass

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:05am

    Your gonna regret that 1 day. It's not always a good thing lol

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:06am

    I like it when my man thinks with his penis ;) I usually end up VERY satisfied!!

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:04am

    Not funny

  • 70 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:32am

    I'm sure you do. Grab me, that's it, joke me you dirty bastard, oh yea love me, love me oh oh oh.... Okay get me a towel.

  • 58 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:00am

    Try all the time