So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize