we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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