It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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