69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
When did angry sex become our thing?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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