Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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