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  • Submitted by Sawadeechick on Jun 15, 12 at 10:55am

    I think the catch here is that she has a boyfriend.... You DON'T compete with that. Go for someone single.

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      Submitted by porksword on Jun 15, 12 at 1:24pm

      Someone with a boyfriend/girlfriend is by definition single. Fair game.

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        Submitted by nochedetoro on Jun 15, 12 at 5:24pm

        No. All it does is piss us off because you clearly don't respect us or our boyfriend. And that means if we ever become single, you've single-handedly ensured that you are never getting any from us.

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          Submitted by Robzilla on Jun 15, 12 at 9:19pm

          yes it does, wanna bet?

  • Submitted by on_the_clock on Jun 15, 12 at 10:54am

    Show her the helicopter trick.

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      Submitted by funkjunk on Jun 16, 12 at 7:36am

      That's the way!!

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    Submitted by kushkong420 on Jun 15, 12 at 12:18pm

    Become a fighter pilot and a wingman named Goose

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    Submitted by plygtr85 on Jun 15, 12 at 10:53am

    by having a bigger willy?

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    Submitted by felidae on Jun 16, 12 at 10:52am

    She made her choice for now. Respect it. Don't be creepy

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    Submitted by airfucknborne on Jun 16, 12 at 9:30pm

    by being a paratrooper hooah

    • 36 37
      Submitted by HailCaeser on Jun 16, 12 at 11:57pm

      Rangers lead the way.

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on Jun 15, 12 at 10:25pm

    Get an RPG.

    • 31 40
      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Jun 16, 12 at 12:38am

      not the most diplomatic way of going about it but effective none the less

  • 42 45
    Submitted by nitro420 on Jun 15, 12 at 12:57pm

    I don't think she has a boyfriend.

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    Submitted by iBringtheFire on Jun 15, 12 at 11:04am

    Yay Jonesboro! I'll be there next weekend ;)\nOh, and I *don't* have a bf

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    Submitted by daintygooch on Jun 18, 12 at 12:49pm

    It's true... When a chick tells you she has a bf it's a subtle way of saying fuck off. Also- ignoring this and trying anyway will ensure you are def not on the list if anything falls thru. Promise.

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jun 15, 12 at 11:37pm

    I read this as "has a helicopter dick" at first.... Made so much more sense when I read it again.

  • 39 51
    Submitted by crazy_bitch101 on Jun 15, 12 at 3:10pm

    Have a bigger dick than his

  • 36 46
    Submitted by swallows on Jun 16, 12 at 7:51am

    Duh! Kill him.

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 16, 12 at 4:15am

    Fighter pilot. Easier to just be you and find single women.