Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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