You really coming over, don't trick.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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