Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Drunk is a universal language darling
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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