I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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